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cock meat sandwhich

im going to give your mom a cock meat sandwhich.
by unclebobtheaxemurderer March 18, 2009
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cock wompum

cock wompum, cock wompem, cock wompin'

an initial reference to money(1), this term can be used in everyday life for a variety of expresions, much like the phrase "dude".

the "-um" ending can be used to express a distaste in something or someone(2), or the praise of something/someone(3).

the "-em" ending is a verb that calls for action to be made(4) or to describe actions that have taken place(5)

the "-in" ending is also verb, but this one descrides an action as it is happening(6)

the word is always open to new conjugations. HAPPY CONJUGATING EVERYONE!
(1)"A years subscription to Hustler will run you about 42 cock wompum."

(2) After seeing the bill for her breast augmentation Bomtwan said,"That's fucking cock wompum!"

(3) "That Jesus dude is cock wompum."

(4) When Billy Bob and his buddies saw a man who seemed he could be a homosexual, his buddies told him to cock wompem'.

(5) After the touchdown catch, the fan yelled, "Cock wompem'!"

(6) While little Jimmy was boning his girlfriend, his mom banged on the door and said,"What are you doing?!" Jimmy responded,"I'm cock wompin' ,ma!"
by Dr. Ahktar December 20, 2008
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cock hammock

cock hammock: a hammock specialy fabricated to prevent a mans large wang from falling onto the possibly dirty ground. these used to just be in swimsuits but now are in athletic wear aswell.
"glad i've got a cock hammock so my shit wont drag on the ground" -various
by Beezleboss July 27, 2008
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Cock Block

when a gay guy ruins the chance for another gay guy to get laid by crash their conversation
I was this close to taking this hottie home with me, but then an ugly bitch came out of nowhere and cock blocked me
by TLV Biatch March 26, 2009
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cock vulture

A homosexual man looking for some hot man action
Hey there goes Tim. Oh man, he's such cock vulture!
by greggieZ May 30, 2008
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Cock control

The power the guy has with his cock on a girl.
when a girl actually enjoys playing with her man's cock. Hence he has her on Cock control.
by professor cock control September 22, 2011
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swamp cock

tommy fucked a girl with a stank pussy and her got swamp cock
by swamp watt August 31, 2016
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