When your old lady don’t want to fuck, you wait until she passes out, and blow a load in her sleeping eye socket.
by Paulie Walnutz 88 December 19, 2017
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I've been so lonely that I haven't noticed how carpet-love-bombed and manipulated I was into falling in love with him.
by Luckypunk_2 October 30, 2022
Get the Carpet-love-bomb mug.Jordan is a really dumb cheese head. He likes the packers and the cyclones while I like the bears and the Hawkeyes. I’m not an uncultured swine like he is. I still love him though, he’s kind and sweet , plus that dick ain’t little😎. I would like to get old with this one and wife him up because he’s uncultivated and can’t do it. Hopefully he will ask me to homecoming before anyone else does lol🤡 ily boo thang
by troublebbyy September 21, 2019
Get the I love jordan mug.Love is Like Oxygen,
You get too much, you get too high,
Not enough and you're gonna die.
Love gets you high.
Love is Like Oxygen,
You get too much, you get too high,
Not enough and you're gonna die.
Love gets you high.
Time on my side.
I got it all.
I heard that pride
Always comes before a fall.
There's a rumor goin' around the town.
That you don't want me around.
I can't shake off my city blues.
Everywhere I turn, I lose.
Love is Like Oxygen,
You get too much, you get too high,
Not enough and you're gonna die.
Love gets you high.
Love is Like Oxygen,
You get too much, you get too high,
Not enough and you're gonna die.
Love gets you high.
Time is no healer.
If you're not there.
Holy fever.
Set words in the air.
You get too much, you get too high,
Not enough and you're gonna die.
Love gets you high.
Love is Like Oxygen,
You get too much, you get too high,
Not enough and you're gonna die.
Love gets you high.
Time on my side.
I got it all.
I heard that pride
Always comes before a fall.
There's a rumor goin' around the town.
That you don't want me around.
I can't shake off my city blues.
Everywhere I turn, I lose.
Love is Like Oxygen,
You get too much, you get too high,
Not enough and you're gonna die.
Love gets you high.
Love is Like Oxygen,
You get too much, you get too high,
Not enough and you're gonna die.
Love gets you high.
Time is no healer.
If you're not there.
Holy fever.
Set words in the air.
Some things are better left unsaid.
I'm gonna spend my days in bed.
I walk the streets at night,
To be hidden by the city light. City light.
Love is Like Oxygen,
You get too much, you get too high,
Not enough and you're gonna die.
Love gets you high.
Love is Like Oxygen,
You get too much, you get too high,
Not enough and you're gonna die.
Love gets you high.
I'm gonna spend my days in bed.
I walk the streets at night,
To be hidden by the city light. City light.
Love is Like Oxygen,
You get too much, you get too high,
Not enough and you're gonna die.
Love gets you high.
Love is Like Oxygen,
You get too much, you get too high,
Not enough and you're gonna die.
Love gets you high.
by Death Menace October 6, 2022
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come to Daddy give me a kiss
aaahh i love kid's
put my ding dong in your ass
no pls Daddy stop it's too big
your a bad kid now i will do it dry
aaahh i love kid's
put my ding dong in your ass
no pls Daddy stop it's too big
your a bad kid now i will do it dry
by kid_lover_69 April 24, 2023
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