A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.
Progressive commercial where the man is accused carrying the ladies purse, NOPE it's actually a european soldier bag bought by the wife.
The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.
The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.
by Textmessagebreakup August 04, 2011
An insult to chance sutton
by Wahtttttttttttt August 01, 2017
by Chollo Chachi March 11, 2011
by PineappleLifeGirl August 14, 2022
Last night I was completely skit bagged!
by The Fuse March 08, 2010
The female act of rubbing the clitoris on the face of another in jest. This act is generally void of intimacy.
"Bro I was so wasted and this girl straight bean bagged me"
"Buddy was passed out and this chick whipped out her goya and bean bagged him"
"Buddy was passed out and this chick whipped out her goya and bean bagged him"
by Bumsheek August 14, 2015
Female equivalent of a 'Turkey Slap'. The act of being slapped across the face by an oversize clitoris.
She really put me in my place last night after I gave her attitude. She whipped out that squid leg of a clit and bean bagged the fuck out of me
by OlBrotherB November 07, 2022