Hesperia Cream Pie

When a male born in 1985 cream pies another trans-male, then proceeds to suck it out with a straw while watching TikTok on their phone.

The millennial tells the catman he has been a good boy and deserves a Hesperia Cream Pie and the catman smiles and grabs a straw

by 3-Putt December 28, 2021

sparkeling meat pie

When a woman freshly paints her nails with glitter, and proceeds to finger fuck a naked man’s asshole, so when he takes a dump it comes out sparkling.

Bobby was so tired of his boring shits that he said hey ash, give me a sparkeling meat pie

by SquishyP December 30, 2021

Off the pier

A word or phrase used to express that something is awesome

whoa man that kick flip was off the pier

by RainyDay982 February 14, 2022

Mile High Pie

A pie made out of ice cream that is exactly a mile long. It is made with a cookie crust and with patterns of vanilla, strawberry and chocolate ice cream.

“I’m feeling like eating a mile high pie today”
“Bruh that’s a mile long how can you eat that”

by kirbyfan99 February 28, 2022

White Sliced piece of bread

A person who is bland, plain, or devoid of any character whatsoever.

John’s cousin is like a white sliced piece of bread; he’s fucking boring.

by anonymous March 2, 2022

The one piece takeaway

It is what is

"You know jacob the hot choclate was the one piece takeaway

by Fastwo March 5, 2022

Rust In Piece

When one is so far ahead of their competition it no longer remains entertaining

The home team was a Rust in Piece

by the generic turtle March 10, 2022