just like your dick

Useful comeback for when somebody says something that irritates you

^ Dude, that phony charm routine you use on women...it don't work anymore
> Yeah, just like your dick
^ Hey!

by thurb April 16, 2023

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by ausboss20001 October 11, 2023

Like a 50 foot chicken wing

A phrase to describe how awesome you are feeling. A normal chicken wing is great, now x50 is beyond awesome.

"hey man, how are you doing?"
"like a 50 foot chicken wing"

by MajesticSnoek March 18, 2022

I like dick

I like dick means that someone likes a person named Dick.

Robert: I like dick
Jeffrey Thundercock: Did you mean you like the person named Dick?
Robert: yea ofc

by BabbleBoy June 11, 2024

On it like a boner

I will get the task completed like my life depends on it.

Something you are desperate to get to, to experience or to complete.

Boss: I need that report, Dhiraj

Dhiraj: I'm on it like a boner

by tapiocajoe May 20, 2024

Flopping like a crappie

To die, Dying.

If I start "Flopping like a crappie" after eating this, you'll know why.

by Jacjoa September 15, 2020

If I Sense You, You Are going To Like

If I Sense You, You Are going To Like

If I Sense You, You Are going To Like

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025