Sheesh Bag

A comprehensive term to describe the likeliness, of a mythical container comprised of soft tissues, found within the realm in which the Lord grasps you. The term "sheesh" describes the legendary contents within the container. The alternative meaning for sheesh, dating back to 3499 B.C. can be revealed within the painful depths of any sulfuric phosphate bearing volcano. One archaeologist by the name of Clothy 6.9. Hobbit, discovered one sentence within the volcano by the name of Krakatoa, which reads " spontaneous vocal eruption resembling the sound of a startled cat being ___ by a ___ du___while simultaneously witnessing the world’s largest pizza being ___to a party of bronies."

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You can replace almost any insulting word to your friend with Sheesh Bag.
"You little sheeshbag. Im gonna ruffle your feathers."

"Suck my sheeshbag you freakin twit."

"Quit being a sheeshbag Randy!"

"I had a revealing experience where the legendary Sheesh Bag was in my hands, but you wouldn't understand, I had to use salvia to get to the place I found it."
by My pet snail is a slacker October 30, 2024
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Bag and nag

When she got an ugly face but a nice ass. Put a bag over her head and smash
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Hit the sack out of the bag

Taking one challenge at a time and handling it with focus and energy.
A creative mix of “hit the sack” (rest) and “let the cat out of the bag” (reveal something), but used in a new, productive way.
I’ve got a hundred things to do, but I’ll hit the sack out of the bag — one by one.”
by Za.mo May 23, 2025
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bag of coal

1.Well, that's why your mama's just a bag of cold

2.They're not worth a bag of coal
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SEA BAG

A term used by pirates for Doushbag ! or sailor talk
OH, that Sea Bag is taking me Booty !
by 1Shot Duke January 04, 2025
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Canadian Tea-Bag

A sex act. The act of romantically placing one's scrotum in or around your partner's ear. The term originates from the fact that Keith Morrison (who is Canadian) has recorded a package of audio books that you may purchase that would allow his velvet voice make sweet phonic love to your ear holes.
My lover cooked me a delicious steak tonight so I let him Canadian Tea-Bag me after dinner.
by Linguistically Cunning June 17, 2022
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Canadian Tea Bag

(Verb) from the Latin "Conadion Teaus Baggus" - An act where you dip your scrotum in maple syrup before squating over another and repeatedly dropping your nuts on their face so as to imitate the action of a tea bag during steeping.
Last night the old lady asked me for a Canadian Tea Bag
by Paintandpowder April 11, 2022
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