monket balls

used when efforts are dashed(a failed attempt) or an unfavorable situation has arised. Usually shouted when in dispair or dissapointment.

"Hey your car just blew up!", said bob.
"MONKEY BALLS!!!",replied Joe.

by Victor Koo June 1, 2004

Two balls for three bills

Two, One eighth of an ounce, or 3.5 gram clear plastic baggies of cocaine that are tied shut with a knot (see llello; yayo).

I am currently selling 8-balls, at a reduced price, "Two Balls for three bills" .

by big n.s. January 20, 2009

No sweat off my balls.

No problem for me. No big deal to me.

Sobody you don't give a shit about doesn't invite you to their wedding. Your response: No sweat off my balls.

by WiggityWagner January 6, 2012

eat my ass and balls

Mike Portnoy from Dream Theater's catchphrase. He even hid it in a song in morse code. And he says it a lot too. I find it hilarious, and it can be used in the way you think it could be used.

Teacher - Now, you guys have a 10 page essay due in a week. Muhahahahah!!!

Student - Eat my ass and balls

by Jordan Rudess January 3, 2009

No hair off my balls

1. Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic.

or to the layman:
2. Shit ain't a big deal.

No hair off my balls.

by Nick McD September 25, 2010

damn this place sucks balls

Expression used to state dissatisfication with your current location.

See also: Riverside

by cmkrcs1 October 12, 2004

just Throwin Balls Around

making a suggestion or making a comment. Giving your opinion.

(Somone say's) Did i ask you for your opinion? (you say) Sorry, "just Throwin Balls Around

by Avery12345678910 January 19, 2011