Keel Off

Synonym for jerk off.

My mail lady was looking so fine today - I snapped a pic of her to look at while I keel off later.

by AmazingKen216 October 15, 2019

Fuck off

I love you dearly now go away before I make you :)

Fuck off fuck face

by Bfidbdvdhene August 4, 2019

Houston cook-off

The act two guys penetrating a chick, one orally and one vaginally/anally and spinning her

Last nights Houston cook-off was amazing!

by MonsterKyle August 12, 2019

David off

Is the same as "Jack off"/"Jacking off", but in a more elegant way with long hair and shaved legs.

A guy named David: I beg my pardon. Do you have any idea where I can find a facial cleanser set for lighter skins?

Some other Dude: Can you David off please.

by Quickbrother August 21, 2019

right off it

When you do lodes of drugs and your right off ya head

Terrence was had lodes of belters and Mandy bombs now he's right off it

by Pauly paffat December 15, 2017

Hippity hoppity get off my property

Sentance used when someone wants to make the person talking to him go away or shut up.

Dude1: Hey did you know the xbox is better than Playstati-
Dude2: Hippity hoppity get off my property

by Im cringy December 15, 2017

Swedish Stand-Off

When two shy pee-ers stand next to each other on urinals, both of them waiting for the other to piss so they themselves can piss in solitude.

- Dude, why did you take so long? You almost missed the entire movie!
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal

by the shy pee-er December 18, 2017