Some children are born as cunts, some grow up to be cunts, some stay cunts, some stop being cunts, but most cunts are always a cunt and nothing, not even our Lord Jesus Christ and the fucking donkey his pregnant mother “apparently” rode fucking miles on can save these cunts from redemption, salvation, forgiveness or herpes.
by BigBadBowser July 12, 2025
Get the Cuntmug. by Gunfire December 9, 2015
Get the frosty little cuntmug. Verb.
Acronym for "Cat Unintentionally Ninja Texted"
When a cat slinks across a keyboard or phone and sends incoherent and/or unintended correspondence.
When a person is blaming a butt-dial on their cat.
Acronym for "Cat Unintentionally Ninja Texted"
When a cat slinks across a keyboard or phone and sends incoherent and/or unintended correspondence.
When a person is blaming a butt-dial on their cat.
Scenario 1
Person A receives a text from Person B saying, "astybn op"
Person A:"Did you mean to send that?"
Person B: "oops, cunt."
Scenario 2
When a cat owner returns to their keyboard and notices a bunch of random messages were sent. The cat owner sends the recipient a message before the recipient sees the messages.
Cat Owner: "cunt."
Scenario 3. A person butt dials their ex.
Person: "sorry, cunt."
Example:
"I have received several cunt messages from my friend's cat."
"My cat keeps cunting my coworkers"
Person A receives a text from Person B saying, "astybn op"
Person A:"Did you mean to send that?"
Person B: "oops, cunt."
Scenario 2
When a cat owner returns to their keyboard and notices a bunch of random messages were sent. The cat owner sends the recipient a message before the recipient sees the messages.
Cat Owner: "cunt."
Scenario 3. A person butt dials their ex.
Person: "sorry, cunt."
Example:
"I have received several cunt messages from my friend's cat."
"My cat keeps cunting my coworkers"
by Rhyvver July 14, 2023
Get the CUNTmug. by DasTesseract October 14, 2016
Get the cunt pocketmug. C-evie
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by PUSSY_D3STROY3R_69 December 27, 2023
Get the CUNTmug. a thing sometimes seen in jacksepticeye vids the design of the mug says unt and the cup handle is the c im cunt
by sourarcticfox November 10, 2021
Get the cunt mugmug. e.g (1) (spoken of a friend): "Yeah, I know that cunt. Top bloke."
e.g (2) (spoken of an enemy): "Yeah, I know that cunt..."
e.g (2) (spoken of an enemy): "Yeah, I know that cunt..."
by MrReallyReal February 13, 2018
Get the cuntmug.