d-bag

the douche-like version of the word douchebag.

the only people that use this word are douchebags themselves.

"omg that guy is such a d-bag"
"dude you are a douchbag just for saying the word 'd-bag'

by rainbowlicker August 20, 2009

Bag of dicks

A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.

That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.

by Yourboilet May 28, 2022

peely bag

if you like simply nailogical you know what a peely bag is.
if you don’t a peely bag is a bag full of nail art.

time to add a peely to the peely bag

by 4L1F3RZ43V34 July 12, 2023

Bag

A bag is what you wish you had to carry your groceries in

I sure wish I had a bag!

by TheDictionaryist May 31, 2022

Douche bag sleeve

The compression sleeve a baseball player wears. A true sign that you are in fact a douche bag.

Jeff: Did you see Chase's new douche bag sleeve?
Caleb: Yeah, it's camo bro
Jeff: You just know that he is a douche

by Baseball_17 January 27, 2015

wet paper bag

Being broke.

Im so broke I can't even buy my way out of wet paper bag

by Abbi Taylor August 25, 2017

bag

joe mama

your a bag

by csbchvzv,cvcdv,cv December 3, 2022