So sorry to hear about Laura’s car accident. Silver lining: now that she’s lost all of her limbs, she would make a great bang bag.
by Betsy17 April 28, 2024

When someone thinks they're all that and a bag of chips, but you hate them so much that don't feel they're worth being compared to something good, even with sarcasm.
by JustYourAverageTwilightZoneFan June 8, 2023

A handsome, athletic douchebag. He's got the world's best body but has fried his brain smoking mass pot. He claims to have given a girl 10 orgasms in an hour. Every girl secretly wants his dick.
*Best friends with Major Dick...
*Best friends with Major Dick...
by Mssss Lady June 16, 2010

by #Matthewmania October 14, 2020

When the laziest most worthless person in the office walks with purpose and sighing around the office so everyone know they are there.
by pettyblue72 September 12, 2022

by peepeepoopoo checcckk October 4, 2020
