having or giving anal sex to him or her
by _open2discussuion May 5, 2018

A gift Exchange among freinds and family of gifts that range from whimsical to humorous to just plain crappy.
The tradition began in the late 1900's with a selection of gifts consisting of common items with humorous notes attached. Typically the crap bag exchange is conducted during the Holiday season. Two decks of cards are required. One deck is evenly distributed among all persons present. Cards are drawn from the second deck and the person holding the matching card picks a present from the pile or steals a present that another person already chose from the pile. Once all presents are taken, they are opened and enjoyed or traded.
The tradition began in the late 1900's with a selection of gifts consisting of common items with humorous notes attached. Typically the crap bag exchange is conducted during the Holiday season. Two decks of cards are required. One deck is evenly distributed among all persons present. Cards are drawn from the second deck and the person holding the matching card picks a present from the pile or steals a present that another person already chose from the pile. Once all presents are taken, they are opened and enjoyed or traded.
by DavesBrotherInLawMark December 28, 2013

by firefighter0585 July 12, 2022

by AneurysmGang May 23, 2018

"Pffft, I got that shit in the bag!"
DUDE 1: "Man, you think you can process that hemp over there?"
DUDE 2: "Ha, it's in the bag man. I don't even have to try."
DUDE 1: "Man, you think you can process that hemp over there?"
DUDE 2: "Ha, it's in the bag man. I don't even have to try."
by budderbin April 10, 2023

For all the men(or maybe possibly women too, but probably not though) out there trying to secure that bag... bag checks are necessary for a man’s success in life. Bag checks are often administered by the realest homies. During every bag check, these are some thoughts and questions that are brought to attention: “What does the bag mean to me” “Am I close to the bag?” “What does the bag want of me?” “I want the bag now more than ever” “Fuck it, mask off”
Andrew: Yo slatt(Matt), where the fuck is the squad? I’m trying to get lit with my fellas tonight.
Matt: Tommy Don and Stiffyiffy are with Sleez giving him a quick bag check after his break up with little miss thot whore.
Andrew: That’s what I like to hear, Slatt.. Girls got to him and distracted him from the bag. The boys are always looking out for the squad in the trenches. Sleez has been out at war for too long and we almost lost him completely, it’s time to bring the boy back for the culture.
Matt: You can say that again, Slime(Andrew). Brotherhood shows strongest through these tough times. I really hope the bag check brings back Sleez.
Andrew: The Bag Check never fails, have faith.
Matt: Tommy Don and Stiffyiffy are with Sleez giving him a quick bag check after his break up with little miss thot whore.
Andrew: That’s what I like to hear, Slatt.. Girls got to him and distracted him from the bag. The boys are always looking out for the squad in the trenches. Sleez has been out at war for too long and we almost lost him completely, it’s time to bring the boy back for the culture.
Matt: You can say that again, Slime(Andrew). Brotherhood shows strongest through these tough times. I really hope the bag check brings back Sleez.
Andrew: The Bag Check never fails, have faith.
by Cool killa February 5, 2019

Although the actual definition is unknown, it's a way of threatening a misbehaving kid. The most common sentence it's used in, (down below,) has been used for at least 4 generations.
by A guy from Jerzey March 14, 2024
