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Coordinated cock slam

When you use your penis to kill a mosquito on your ballsack. Created in response to the "It Is Only When A Mosquito Lands On Your Testicles Meme"
Hey, there is a mosquito on my ballsack.
Just use the coordinated cock slam.
by Donier87 April 13, 2022
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Cock Sucker Deal

It is when you get a deal wth your company by kissing ass and sucking cock.
Spike said to Craig. Hay Craig thanks for helping me keep my job in Maintence Control. You really went down on George for me. He will always go out of way to help you when you are sucking his cock. That is some "Cock Sucker Deal" you got for me.
by KenFain December 15, 2009
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christmas tree cock

a penis that is fat at the base and gets smaller as it reaches the head
by trojanlover February 13, 2007
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super cock monster

a brown individual originating from preferably a country such as india and or pakistan that is very into themself and super cocky to the extent of being a 'monster' and being kind of gay
with themselves and other stuff.
person #1- he's so into himself and doesnt care about anybody else
person #2- ya! i know he is obviously a super cock monster
by fiona buttercups June 26, 2008
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Cock Gay Scale

The Cock Gay Scale, or CGS, is a measure for how gay something is.

This may be applied as a measure of campness, or as a measure of how bad/undesireable something is following the ironic and non-homophobic use of 'gay' to describe something negative and unrelated to sexuality.

Extensive peer-reviewed research in the UK identifies that Louie Spence (Pineapple Dance Studio) is universally agreed as being 100cg on the official CGS, and as such it has been agreed to define a larger unit of Louie Spence Gay as being equal to 100cg. i.e. 2lsg = 200cg etc.

Further, to be precise about things that do not rank 1cg, the cg unit has been sub-divided into Millicocks Gay, denoted mcg. Centicocks gay was reviewed and whilst defined is not in common usage.
1) Graham Norton (UK Personality) probably clocks in at a 50 to 75 on the Cock Gay Scale.
2) The concert sold out 5 minutes ago, that's 10cg!
by fuckingbrit August 1, 2012
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industrial cock inhaler

another way to use the expression "you got boned" when making fun of someone; a term to use on a girl when she has sex a lot
"Hey Matt, I just kicked your ass in ping pong you industrial cock inhaler."

"Man your girl is such a industrial cock inhaler, I wish mine was."
by jt59y February 17, 2017
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cock-alocka-bingbong

when a female transvestite sticks her hairy, sweaty testicles into the mouth of some Hawaiian guy and wings them around and the balls smack around in his mouth making a bingbong noise. then the Hawaiian guy then bits her balls off and plays the bongos while dancing in a grass skirt. he then kills a midget by spitting the balls through a blow gun. (blowing balls through a blow gun at midget faces has been a Hawaiian tradition since they stopped fucking monkeys.
when i went to Hawaii i was welcome with pleasureable cock-alocka-bingbong.
by Nigth Tigers March 29, 2008
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