Mad Shit

When you are taking a shit, you make angry or mad faces while pushing the feces out

Bob: Hey, what you doing?
Billy: Taking a mad shit.
Bob: Sounds very arousing.

by thelolguy November 7, 2010

That Shit Hurt!!

An exclamation said when one makes a poop so humongoid that it hurts.

Arnold: I just dropped a deuce times twelve. That shit hurt!!!

by The Little Kid May 28, 2006

winds-of-shit

When a bad news comes your way, troubles lies ahead.
In it's literal sense it's best used to describe the body function or the art of releasing impressive stinks.

Listen Bubs, sounds of the whispering winds-of-shit.
Can you hear it? The shit clings to the air Bubs.

Would you mind to bring your winds-of-shit to your cube?
(in an Office)

by Dan The Rod Leroux August 10, 2006

dick-shit

the process of rubbing your dick in shit

Man I love to dick-shit

by billy bob boomer March 31, 2003

Shit Weasel

When there is an intense, overwhelming painful cramping in the stomach and abdomenal region that usually ends results in one bent over clutching themselves in pain. Sometimes there are the noises of a weasle running around and screaming to be released, by means of diarrahea. Side effects may include: goosebumps, shivering, crying, cramping, burning of the anus, sweating, and sharting or aka shit farting.

"Oh man, my stomach hurts sooo bad, I think I have a shit weasel running around and wants to get out oooouch!!" and then run to the bathroom for relief.

by Corinne G. May 23, 2007

shit kray

Outlandish, extremely wild, craziness to the max

Mary: "Did you hear Sahar beat up a cop?"
Ryan: "Yeah girl, shit kray"

by M.Potter November 3, 2011

pimp shit

1)A slang term for anything a pimp does or a term for things a pimp has to do.
2)A stereotype used as a negative way to insult a pimp.

1) I have to pimp shit if I want some cash.
2) I've had enough of this pimp shit!

by Anonymous June 18, 2003