scarf and go

Quite literally, the act of ordering food at a restaurant and while the server is away eating it quickly and running away before the server gets back. This is used to avoid paying for one's meal.

Hey man. I'm short can I borrow some cash?

I don't have any. Let's just scarf and go

by Kyle Schirmer April 28, 2005

Going Japan

Where two friends (preferably both the same gender) simultaneously drop atomic bombs in adjacent stalls

Yo, Kellen and I are Going Japan on the toilets in long wing.

by Fatman and Little Boy September 9, 2019

go blank yourself!

An euphemistic way of telling someone to go fuck themselves.

Kyle Lowry: *Flies through the air and lands hard on Mark Stevens*
Mark Stevens: Go blank yourself!

by Zweifler June 6, 2019

Go touch dirt

You should be buried 6 ft under

Someone old or rude telling you how to live your life, you tell them they should go touch dirt

by Grumpy old man November 19, 2023

Not going to jump to conclusions

Already doing it bitch. How's that ear? How many bullet holes do I have in MY ear? I'll give you a hint: The number looks like an "O" and it also looks like a bullet hole, interestingly enough. Better question is: How many mentally retarded billionaires does it take for my theory of AI to work? Another hint? The answer to the second question is the SAME AS THE FIRST! 😃 It's a two-fer!

Hym "Ok. They are not going to jump to conclusions THIS time like they did LAST TIME or like the time that they drone struck a boat... And then claimed it was drug traffickers... And then it WASN'T ACTUALLY DRUG TRAFFICLERS... It was just fishermen... We are going to do that THIS TIME. INSTEAD... We are going to wait to see if it's the 🔫 schizophrenia AGAIN... And then we are going to lie and say it was our political enemies... Even though we know it WASN'T THAT... Ok. I'm ready. I'm ready for the not jumping to conclusions we are about to do.... Ok? Go!"

by Hym Iam October 1, 2025

Your willingness to reach out to other people, both at work and in your private life, will determine what kind of year this is going to be. Just because friends and loved ones and work colleagues are demanding does not mean you cannot get alongu<.7.7.9.6.

Your willingness to reach out to other people, both at work and in your private life, will determine what kind of year this is going to be. Just because friends and loved ones and work colleagues are demanding does not mean you cannot get alongu<.7.7.9.6.

Your willingness to reach out to other people, both at work and in your private life, will determine what kind of year this is going to be. Just because friends and loved ones and work colleagues are demanding does not mean you cannot get alongu<.7.7.9.6.

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

kum n go

When an AMAB hold in a poop for so long that it accumulated enough mass that it stimulates the prostate enough on the way out to cause an ejaculation.

Kevin held in his poop for so long he ended up doing a kum n go in the toilet.

by Failstaff November 15, 2022