Dick Head

A Guy At Sporting Events selling beer, cotton candy, and other arena food, That Wear's a Dick Shaped Hat.

Guy that looks like he has a dick head.

by Dick Mac June 28, 2012

Dick On Deck

Male slang for having previously-taken pictures of one's penis stored in one's phone, in case a female should ask for "a dick pic ;-)" via text at an inopportune time.

1. "Dudebro, she asked for a dick pic when I was eating with my mom last night. Good thing I had some dick on deck to send her."

2. "Man, do you think Anthony Weiner REALLY has enough free time to take dick pics whenever he's asked? Hell nah, I'd bet my house he's got dick on deck."

by J-coke da killa September 1, 2013

Dick Feelings

A woman's sexual attraction to a man, with no other feelings towards him.She is strictly desiring sex from this man.

"Oh my gosh girl look at that guy he is sexy!! I definitely have dick feelings for him"

by apbens24 September 29, 2013

Tickle Dick

Some with a small penis.

Little ass dick!!

That's the boy with the tickle dick he thought he was making me scream.

by Demij March 25, 2011

Forest of Dicks

A large gathering of tea-party people. A smaller gathering is merely a grove of dicks.

Guy 1: Damn, I tried to watch TV without vomiting, but there was a "Forest of Dicks" on Fox news who kept claim Obama wasn't an American.

Guy 2: It wasn't a forest, it was merely a Grove of Dicks, they just kept showing shots of the same people over and over.

by Redbeardedmofo August 6, 2011

Dick Shit

when you see something so amazing or eat something so delicious that you almost defacate out of your penis

Nick Swardson: I almost took a shit, out of my dick! (dick shit)

by seriously hoo farted September 4, 2010

dick shitter

One who tucks his penis into his own butthole, and then farts it out...occassionally accompanied with muddy runs.

That Steve is such a dick-shitter; he has to shower like four or five times a day just to NOT reak of his own anus.

by Shant A. [Accept no imitations] February 26, 2005