baby elastic

Condom for small penises

"That boys thang was so small I had to whip out the baby elastic!"

by Kouryuu February 26, 2017

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baby beer

Excess weight around the belly area, often caused by sustained beer drinking over time. Typically male.

"Hey John, want to grab a beer and movie today?"
"No dude. Me and my baby beer are taking a break from all that."

by chocolatesoldier March 7, 2017

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baby slide

when a girls pussy so tight it feels like your fucking an infant

bitch that baby slide got me busting in seconds

by Boofdude420 March 8, 2017

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A person, who at conception was shot on the sheets by his father, and his mother felt sorry for the unborn children, and scooped it back up. The result of which is a ignorant, arrogant, often ugly offspring.

" I hate Steve. He's such a dumbass."
"Yeah, he thinks he is so sexy, but he looks like a failed cloning experiment"
"Yeah, you can definitely tell Steve was a scoop baby"

by hammythebearhammythebear March 8, 2017

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baby kai

She's original, very talented and unique. She also baby-faced with big bright eyes. She's very caring.She have great hair, a playful personality, and she everything good you can think of. Baby Kai has good senses of humor and is fun to be around.

"Omg I want me some Baby Kai, she's so cool"

by Baby Kai March 13, 2017

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