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69 sex possition

you turn your girl upside down and let her choke on your fat cock while you eat her wet pussy out.
Hey babe want to 69 sex possition
by STIFF NOGER March 13, 2019
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suprise butt sex

the best thing you never knew you needed.
Dude, i was chilling and all of sudden SUPRISE BUTT SEX! it was great.

Man it wasnt rape, it was just suprise butt sex, you'll get over it.
by joe scarpati January 2, 2008
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sex between the bushes

The Clinton Administration.

Bill Clinton's sexual escapades between the two Bush Administrations.
Sex Between the Bushes was a prosperous time...no Cold War, no War on Terror, and a booming economy and technological industry..
by JakeStar April 9, 2006
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Lesbian sex story

I walked up to her and grabbed her hips, pulled her closer and started tentatively kissing her lips. She deepened the kiss and her hands ran up into my hair, mine pulling her closer still and moving around her back. I poked my tongue against her lips and she bit it, she let me in. I shoved my tounge down her throat and she nibbled it and bit at it as her hands slowly ran up my shirt.

I pulled her behing me still kissing into the bedroom where I sat her down on my lap, my head was tilted up kissing her as her hands grasped my tits and slightly squeezed making me moan softly into her mouth. I started to move her against me, slowly, rhythmically. She got into the rhythm and started doing it herself as I ran my hands up the back of her shirt and felt her warm bare skin under my hands. I pulled her around and now she was underneath me laying down on the bed. I could feel her pussy throbbing beneath me, even through her jeans. I pulled myself from her lips and started kissing her jaw down to her collar bone. I bought me mouth up to her ear and gently brush her ear. "Take off your shirt." I commanded and she immediately stripped off her shirt to reveal her lacy black bra and perfectly round breasts. "Like what you see?" She moaned into my ear. I groaned in response
She unzipped her jeans and slowly slid them down her legs and her soaking wet thong was almost invisible it was that wet.

Best lesbian sex ever

"May I?" I say glancing up at her as I Lower my head down to her breasts. She turned her head up and moaned as I licked her hard nipples and moved my finger around in circles and i caressed the other. She was pulling at my hair to stop hers from moaning so loud.

She pulled at my shirt and j ripped it off revealing my Nike bra, she laughed silently "of course" as she put her hand into by bra and started squeezing my tits harder and harder. I quivered with pleasure.

I left one hand at her tits and kissed down past her dripping pussy to her thigh, and held her down with my other hand. I started kissing my way back up to her vagina. She started bucking as soon as my lips touched hers. I took my other hand down from her tits and held her down by her waist. I could feel her huge throbbing clit with my tongue and j started going back and forth and she screamed in extacy.

Part 1 of lesbian sex story
by Lonely_Le$bean March 11, 2023
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Crazy Monkey Sex

A frequent reaction women have, usually newly weds, when women are taken to tropical settings and commit unadulterated sexual acts on the other person. Their sexual appetite is dramatically increased and inhibitions are greatly reduced.
New Husband - "Man, when we were in Aruba for our honeymoon, my wife was a fiend for sex. All she wanted to do was have crazy monkey sex all day long!"
by Joshermon September 1, 2009
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second hand sex

When someone experiences sexual intercourse indirectly.
Those people in the next room are fucking and I can hear them. I'm a victim of second-hand sex
by maddox February 16, 2005
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Birthday Sex Syndrome

This is a condition that occurs as a result of one person having a birthday. The song "Birthday Sex" will play in one's head the entire day, nonstop, and cannot be cured. this condition is made several times worse if the said person doesn't actually have sex on his Birthday.
Bill was found in his room, in the fetal position, screaming," I HATE YOU JERIMIAH" ... Birthday Sex Syndrome has claimed another victim.
by BirthdayGoneBad July 13, 2010
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