How to ward off Jelly James

Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊

Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds

A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!

by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023

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pop off master

To absolutely SLAY, effortlessly & masterfully. Flawlessly killing it. Master at your craft in nailing it.

I told that queen, "pop off master' because she was straight working it on her Insta post.

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jah pull off

a phrase that believed to be jah said before he died

jah pull off; PULL OFF X PULL OFF

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Worked his sanity off

A person (usually a male) who works to gain acceptance and approval of someone else (Family members, teacher, boss, idol, etc.) until he is not mentally sane. This can start at a very young age.

My boyfriend worked his sanity off when he was 7.

by UnderScoric October 7, 2023

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off off on

When a woman wants to remove her bra, and she first takes off her shirt, then takes off her bra, and then puts her shirt back on. This exposes her breasts to onlookers (and hopefully a camera phone) for a few seconds.

If that bra is becoming too restrictive for you, why don't you perform an off off on?

by DwarZZ August 3, 2005

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