Crazy as Shit

Someone who will gladly shoot themselves in order to escape arrest. A TOTAL BOSS
Yo that guy who killed himself was Crazy as Shit!
by Samurai Rhino November 29, 2011
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Shit Train

The level of inebriation or drug-induced handicap that is far beyond the standard human experience. If the terms "tipsy" and "buzzed" are used to describe the low end of this spectrum then the only level higher than "Shit Train" is death. Subjects designated as Shit Trains are likely in the beginning stages of alcohol poisoning and should seek immediate medical assistance.
"Did you guys ever find Nandini after the club?"
"No, was she ratchet?"
"No girl, she was a Shit Train."
by Prof. Bawdon September 04, 2014
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Do shit

The act of doing an activity that gets you off hours ass
by Logic z January 11, 2021
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Shit prick

A short, annoying little asshole of a man who is drowning in his little man syndrome. shorty short little prick dick Bitch
I love having a shit prick for a boss
by Bhinesley December 05, 2015
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Shit Tree

The Shit Tree is a most unfortunate place to sit. Don't take a picnic there whatever you do. One who is having a particularly crappy day would say - I have been sitting under the Shit Tree today. Like Newton noted the apple falling, so would you note the Shit falling. Raining down on your head.
Poor Dave - he's been sitting under the Shit Tree all day.

Charlie's so unlucky - she might as well have been born under the Shit Tree.
by BlowingIN October 22, 2010
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shit marks

Shit marks is a very serious case of skids, suffered by the victim for most of his adult life
"Damn Steve....what the fuck is that brown mark on the back of your jeans?"

"Er.....I sat on a caramac mate"

"Like fuck you did....You've got shit marks again haven't you?"

"....yes..."
by Big Kev Dial December 31, 2014
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Dumb Shit

Dumb shit is not necessarily an insult, it can also refer to illogical or irrational feats of greatness.
Announcer: "That homerun was hit over 500 ft!"

Me: "DUMB SHIT!"
by mr dumb shit February 11, 2014
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