A school located in North Port, Florida, with a population of hicks, assholes, and douchebags.
The average IQ of a student is 12, and that's maybe the smartest person in the class.
All the kids think they can skate, but suck ass, just like the athletic school teams. They lost their Homecoming game.
If you go to this school you will be made fun of for having no 'swag' or have a fight started by at least 15 kids.
All these kids care about is weed, swag, and fighting.
The average IQ of a student is 12, and that's maybe the smartest person in the class.
All the kids think they can skate, but suck ass, just like the athletic school teams. They lost their Homecoming game.
If you go to this school you will be made fun of for having no 'swag' or have a fight started by at least 15 kids.
All these kids care about is weed, swag, and fighting.
"Dude I was so high on kush last night, me and my best bud dun threw hands!" -North Port High School
by YouAreAllFaggots August 23, 2012
Get the North Port High School mug.possibly the greatest high school on the face of the planet. located in western springs, IL and lagrange, IL many of those who attend are brought up in well-off households and families. This provides the students with a false sense of security, but whtevessssss its still a beast school. peace love great american bagel. chipotle gives the seniors free burritos. anddd theres two campuses. :
'dude did u see lyons township high school in the bball game last night??'
'totes man they dominatedddd. oh and they also won state for soccer?? how cool are they?'
'i wish i was as cool as LT. too bad i go to central.'
'i love coach dry'
'yea LT is as beast as tits and jizz combined'
'totes man they dominatedddd. oh and they also won state for soccer?? how cool are they?'
'i wish i was as cool as LT. too bad i go to central.'
'i love coach dry'
'yea LT is as beast as tits and jizz combined'
by COOLEST PERSON EVER 29121 April 22, 2010
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by IaiaIsGod April 23, 2012
Get the High-Speed, Low-Drag mug.The worst fucking school ever. If you go here, you will experience pregnant sluts, pot heads, stuck up bitches, and your football team will suck ass.
Ron: Hey wanna hang out later?
Jim: I can't, I have to go watch my highschools football team loose again for the 69th time in a row, watch a bunch of potheads fight, and watch a bunch of horny slutty bitches have sex behind the bleachers.
Ron: Oh, you must go to Watkins Memorial High School...
Jim: I can't, I have to go watch my highschools football team loose again for the 69th time in a row, watch a bunch of potheads fight, and watch a bunch of horny slutty bitches have sex behind the bleachers.
Ron: Oh, you must go to Watkins Memorial High School...
by amanda, a former warrior December 16, 2010
Get the Watkins Memorial High School mug.Piece of shit school, where niggas stand in the middle of the hall and dont do shit. Hall monitors pretend to do their jobs, but really they contribute to the massive drug problem plaguing the school. Whores are plentiful and if you need some weed, just ask any of the randoms in the hall. There is shooting probably every other day and the graduation rate is 4%. If your looking for a baby, just ask some of the gangster hoes for one of theirs. Athletics are amazing, but whole teams end up in jail by the end of the season.
Kid from South Milwaukee HS: "Hey! Where do you go to school?"
Park Student: " Washington Park High School BITCH"
Kid from South Milwaukee HS: "oh shit.....( dials 911) "
Park Student: *bang* *bang*
Park Student: " Washington Park High School BITCH"
Kid from South Milwaukee HS: "oh shit.....( dials 911) "
Park Student: *bang* *bang*
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Get the Pueblo West High School mug.Long Reach, oh where does one begin? I suppose the beginning would work. Alright so LRHS is a high school in Howard County a.k.a. HoCo. The school was built in 1997 to alleviate over congestion at the local shit hole (Howard High School). The principle is Mr. Burton who's trademark is calling us "Long Reach family" which no one likes because if you're dating someone at the school that's gross incest. Either way, Long Reach High School's claim(s) to fame are probably that hanging behind the school (a non student) and the infamous French Fry Fight. Both events stood to tarnish the otherwise stellar reputation of Long Reach Which brings us to the next issue. Long Reach and fights are not synonymous. There are not that many fights at the school, well no more than at any other school. Long Reach isn't ghetto and only the kids at River Hill High School, who stay high as jet planes, say that it is. Long Reach has a running rivalry with pretty much every other school in Howard County mainly because the other high schools talk down about Long Reach and sully the schools good name. Long Reach was featured in a scene from the movie "Borat" and also sends numerous kids to ivy league schools each year. Bottomline, Long Reach is a pretty good school ranked as one of the best schools in the country, which begs the question: if Long Reach is so bad then what's the worst school in the nation like? Maybe a hole in the wall...or a trash can.
Kid one: What school do you go to?
Kid two: Long Reach High School
Kid one: Oh that's schools ghetto, there been anymore fights since the French fry fight?
Kid two: Well where do you go?
Kid one: River Hill.
kid two: Been any drug busts since the one from last week?
Kid one: Touché.
Kid two: Long Reach High School
Kid one: Oh that's schools ghetto, there been anymore fights since the French fry fight?
Kid two: Well where do you go?
Kid one: River Hill.
kid two: Been any drug busts since the one from last week?
Kid one: Touché.
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