bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.

My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.

by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023

Possible bag

Survival kit contains items that allow the possiblity of survival in minimalist conditions such as in the wilderness or after a natural disaster.

Nate never went into the woods without his possible bag.

by Top5Player July 24, 2021

Bag Tagging

To use your homies nuts as a punching bag to get into the zone like Iron Mike Tyson.

You heard Bag Tagging is the new meta?

by St2rbird April 16, 2024

Tool Bag

Like douchebag but kept child-friendly.

He is such a Tool Bag

by A Reliable Source December 16, 2019

Fag Bag

A friend or acquaintance than is being a total loser and not wanting to do anything cool and would rather go to bed at a normal time instead of staying up late getting hammered and kissing fat chicks.

cmon Jake quit being a fag bag and just go out to the club with us

by Jake the tank March 14, 2018

Bag for life

A bag from ASDA that has the text Bag for Life on it but actually breaks in the 2 minutes you get it. It is also an equivalent to stupid ASDA bag.

For example "ugh my bag for life lied to me" or "why the bag of life why do you have to break"

by Hello I dont know November 25, 2020

DOGE bag

Elon Musk nick name. New version of douche bag.

Trump's DOGE bag is destroying the federal government.
DOGE bag's rocket ship exploded over Florida.

by EvilEllen666 March 11, 2025