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"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.
- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
by Narmak2 April 23, 2024
mugGet the I sexually identify as a walmart bagmug.

Dirty Bag

When you specifically “bag” aka wear a condom, but you specifically poke holes in it in advance .
Josh: “Yeah, I totally dirty bagged that bitch
Matt: “What???”
Josh: “I poked holes in that shit 😂”
by Fratstar47 May 22, 2024
mugGet the Dirty Bagmug.
sentence someone to death, ban someone or put a person in a big trouble
Manila is a capital of Philippines, a country known for their drug issues. The president of it, Rodrigo Duterte, stated that he will kill everyone who has drugs.
(on a Discord server)
user: Hey, if I will post this drawing on a server, will you send me to Manila with a bag of drugs?

(in school)
Student: the only way to change his attitude is sending him to Manila with a bag of drugs. would be nice to see this.

the only way to check how fast they will react is to send someone to Manila with a bag of drugs
by bibarelot December 6, 2018
mugGet the send someone to Manila with a bag of drugsmug.

Bag of shit

Be a dick and crap in everyone's lifes
by I Hate myself twice August 25, 2017
mugGet the Bag of shitmug.

spawn bag

Jimmy won't be going to Larry's party tonight because he's going to be home watching the batchlorette with his spawn bag.
by JoeyBomm October 6, 2021
mugGet the spawn bagmug.

Bag's

1. Bag's - Defines a group of beautiful Women who is of right a Goddesses
by Bato/LaLa/TZA/La'Ronte August 12, 2024
mugGet the Bag'smug.

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