1. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass, syringe or enema bulb and adds a generous bump or two of cocaine to the ejaculate, mixes it up and commences to inject said mixture into their partners anus.
2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.
2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.
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"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."
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