That's TJ Baby

That's TJ baby
As in that's Tijuana baby
When you had a crazy night that got out of control and you wake up with problems. That's what happens when you party to hard. It's cool though and everything is fine. Because that's TJ baby.

Can also be used with most cities known for getting wild.

Vegas or Bangkok

Two guys drinking beer after a party got out of hand

Guy A: man we got wasted
Guy B: yah you gave me a black eye
Guy A: well that's TJ baby
Guy B nods: Bangkok

Clinks glasses

Or

Groom: did I sleep with that stripper

Best man: yup, you think Becky will understand

Becky: that's Vegas baby

by Bangkok baby September 6, 2021

Dead Baby Joke

One of the funniest and darkest type of joke there is.

Dead Baby Joke:

Person 1: What's worse than finding two dead babies in a trash can?

Person 2: Dunno. What?

Person 1: Finding a dead baby in two trash cans.

by DigestedAlive June 11, 2021

Baby mill

A woman who constantly pumps out children, usually to take advantage of social programs.

She's not bad looking, but she's a baby mill. She has six kids by eight different fathers.

by DaHolmes November 17, 2023

baby back

nutting on a girl's back

gave her that baby back, I busted!

by big joosey January 6, 2023

Baby face

When I guy cums on a female face. Another word for (facial), (cumshot), etc.

Matt gave his girl a “baby face” for her birthday

by DaddyDawg87 June 9, 2022

Baby Straight

A straight male who lacks experience in straight activities

Adam has never caught a football until his freshman year of college.

Adam is a baby straight.

by Whoreo II May 30, 2018

Baby dust

When a man is so old that when he ejaculates, only dust is emitted.

This old guy paid me for a hummer, but only baby dust shot at climax… it was like eating a pixy stick! At least he still paid me! 20 bucks is 20 bucks!

by Thug wanna July 13, 2024