Closet baby

A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.

His agent wants him to stay closeted so he bearded up and they popped out a closet baby.

by Mr freeze September 27, 2017

facebook baby

A baby of two people who met on Facebook.

"Alicia is our Facebook baby. He first poked me in January, and I moved in with him that same month, and she was born in October"

by Tochterlieber March 24, 2017

Baby Kata

He killed someone and went to jail but he got out and then made a song called "pee pee poo poo" we've found out that he has the power to release the kraken he killed multiple people but we couldn't stop him all we can say is if someone sends you poo pics. RUN

BABY KATA JUST SENT ME A POO PIC HELPPPPPPPP😭

by Cherry sparkles July 15, 2022

baby habit

A baby Habit is when you do any type of drug (mainly marijuana) but only on rare occasions and you have complete self control.

Loser Friend - "Holy shit bro you smoke! What is wrong with you?"
You - "Don't worry, its just a baby habit."

by ghettowordsking April 11, 2014

Baby Shower

In spite, bang out a load into a lady's luffa before it's use

Bitch drank my last beer! I see a baby shower in her future.

by Rwgnstein January 20, 2017

Baby Russia

An internet emoticon that represents a baby Russian. The character always stares at the character once it is typed or drawn, and is often accompanied by "Baby Russia loves you always. ALWAYS."

.J. (The Baby Russia Emoticon)

Also known as "Little Russia"

.J. < Baby Russia loves you always. ALWAYS.

by EstonianBrony July 24, 2012

Baby-Ditching

Ditching school to babysit

MC will be baby-ditching school tomorrow.

by DixieLola October 31, 2019