Monday bag

When you wake up on Mondays but are too lazy to go out and purchase a condom, so you use a ziplock bag

Hey dude, what was with all the noise last night?

-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex

Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag

by Slamthatspam February 14, 2017

moto bag

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Frank got the new moto bag.

by anonymous December 4, 2022

Ass Bagging

Female version of Tea Bagging. When you are laying down face up, and your girl pulls her pants down and ass-clap squats on to your face repeatedly.

Dude, this chick last night was ass bagging me until I called her daddy.

by daddyganggang September 21, 2019

Prat bag

An asshole who is also a PHAT idiot.

1:”Do you see Jake over there?”

2:”Yeah, he’s such a fucking prat bag. “

by Fukpratbag May 17, 2019

A Bag

Someone who is dirty and does disgusting things. One who lies, cheats or steals. Short for dirtbag.

Omg Karen, Dustin smells awful today. Omg Cyndi I know, he’s such a bag.

Kyle is a bag.

by Chrispen VonWordsenberg January 15, 2020

Bag buzzard

A person who's life revolves around getting that next dope sack.

That bag buzzard not leaving the house until she gets that sack of dope!

by Jonathan Kash September 30, 2023

Possible bag

Survival kit contains items that allow the possiblity of survival in minimalist conditions such as in the wilderness or after a natural disaster.

Nate never went into the woods without his possible bag.

by Top5Player July 24, 2021