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Spoilt bitch syndrome (SBS)

A person (not necessarily female) who expects to have everything they want to have handed to them on a plate
The child next door has a bad case of spoilt bitch syndrome (SBS); I can hear regular screaming through the walls when something isn't exactly what the child wanted
by JumboBrighton July 7, 2017
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Lyin' little bitch syndrome

When someone barely gets hurt and they are "injured" all of a sudden; one who overexaggerates injuries and illness to receive special treatment and pity.
"Oh my god did you hear about Dalton? He hit his head and got a really bad concussion!"
"Nah bro, you know he's just got lyin' little bitch syndrome"
by |3VVH December 5, 2015
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Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome

When a person involved in a business organization holds multiple roles and genuinely begins to think that they themselves are different people by virtue of the roles. Often happens when a shareholder is a director who is also a director of an entity that is a shareholder. People with this syndrome can be caught emailing themselves with the to/from fields being populated by the different roles they hold. Victims of this syndrome often cite bizarre legal theories to substantiate spending time emailing themselves in official capacities.
from: johnasmith@companymail.com
to: johnasmith@personalmail.com

Dear John A Smith, Shareholder:

Enclosed please find our latest annual report.

With Best Regards,

John A Smith (the same guy as the recipient)
CEO

Secretary or other clerk reading this exchange: "This guy has Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome."
by Misanthropic Views October 9, 2013
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One that is biased in the love and caring for animals that are deemed "Cute" by the masses. Bunnies,squirrels, most rodents, baby ducks cats and especially small animals (like dog pugs).
I can't watch a snake eat a mouse because I suffer from C.A.S. (Cute Animal Syndrome).

He won't even shoot the rabbits eating the garden because he suffers from CAS!

I (the arthur) also suffer from CAS... Just saying LOL because I made it up and finally decided to upload it here.
by NidgeDFX September 6, 2016
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can't spell sunday syndrome

Sunday is a day in which people are unable to spell. This has been scienticfically proven by neurologists who say that On Sunday, so many emotions such as going back to school, and wanting to sleep in conflict with your laziness, causing in an ability to have difficulty typing or writing.
Billy (On Computer.): hey hwo's it going?
David (On Computer.): Fnie, hbu?
Elaine: (On Computer.): You two having Can't Spell Sunday Syndrome?
by ayclamato June 11, 2017
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New York recovery syndrome

A strong feeling of exhaustion on the day after (or sometimes up to several days following) a day trip to a city several hours from home.

Akin to jet lag, symptoms appear because such a trip often requires waking up earlier than one is accustomed to, spending many hours of the day seated in a car, bus, or train, sometimes as the driver, and going to sleep later than one is accustomed to.

The symptoms include fatigue, weakness, laziness, and a lack of enthusiasm. The sufferer may not necessarily feel the need to sleep during the day, but won't feel very energetic either.

While the term can apply to such travel to and from anywhere, it is named by people who live in cities several hours from New York City from where there are direct highways and regular bus and train service (such as Baltimore, Boston, Philadelphia, or Washington) who take day trips to New York for business or pleasure and return on the same day.
I am taking off from work today because I have New York recovery syndrome.
by New York as a second home January 15, 2012
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COK IN DE HEAD SYNDROME

This occurs when your father, or another man, or woman with a dildo, or your mum with a dildo, entered your mothers vagina while she was pregnant with you which led to the impression of the penis/dildo being left in your soft skull. This then becomes a feature of your skull. It can be useful for storing food or as a flower vase.
'Look at that big whole in his head mummy'
'Don't stare, hes got cok in de head syndrome'
by manofmanysides December 16, 2005
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