Black toast intolerant

It’s actually “lactose intolerant”. And why tf would it be “black toast”? You know what LACTOSE intolerance is, what does burnt toast have to do with the inability to digest dairy? You’re letting me down man.

You: I’m black toast intolerant
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?

You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*

by Ronald k chump June 3, 2021

Black Calculus

The creator of redacted mod and one of the best modders in the smash community

You hear if Redacted mod for smash ultimate? It’s made by Black Calculus

by TappOn June 4, 2021

sirius black

a hot person with an even hotter younger brother who is dead as shit.

sirius black is the uglier sibling but he's still hot

by reggieismyhotdaddy June 8, 2021

Tony Tony Black

The Ultimate Pirate King

Hey is that tony tony black over that he's gonna be the next pirate king

by ShadowSlashYT June 12, 2021

Black Neville

1. A subconcious attempt to inflame a chronic turrette sufferer by confusing a surname with an adjective.

2. A bizarre hieroglyph that mysteriously appears in concrete after alumina refinery expansions. Not unkin to the appearance of crop circles.

There have been no known sightings of a Black Neville since 1983. Scientists believe the next Black Neville will appear some time in 2009.

by Mr. C. December 1, 2004

Black Twirlies

That feeling you get after you drink too much alcohol where you've crashed on your bed and you feel as if the world is spinning around. Most people put one foot on the ground to keep from getting sick.

(see also "Twirlies")

Oh man. I feel terrrrrible. I had the black twirlies last night and I almost barfed.

by WordBoy March 22, 2004

Baltimore Black Beans

first you must let the liquid shit flow into the vessel then your sexual partner will spread their tiny rabbit dropping in the home thrown or bowl of any kind then together like ravenous hogs devour you shit stew. to increase the difficulty you may use a minuscule eating utensil or chopsticks.

hey , babe , would you ever want to try Baltimore black beans with me

by Lar1c August 17, 2024