Himalayan Cock Jab

When a Himalayan man goes for a prison shank but ends up stabbing him with his dick.

That was one hell of a Himalayan Cock Jab! eh
Yeah essay!

by 2Spooky4You! November 23, 2015

Big cock desire

The intrigue and curiosity that comes over a male or female when a big beautiful cock is presented to them to see , admire , & be consumed with how pretty & alluring it is which causes a deep desired to suck & please the big pretty cock with their mouth until completion.

After seeing how pretty it was the big cock desire became to overwhelming to resist.

by Experience explore August 5, 2018

Big Cock Desire

The undeniable urge and desire to suck, worship, & pleasure a big beautiful cock upon seeing how glorious & intriguing it is when it's right in front of your face.

Once you see a big beautiful cock you will be overwhelmed with big cock desire

by Experience explore August 5, 2018

Jamaican Cock Nigga

A black cock that is very large in size 69Cm+

Mamma Sigga: Hvað varst þú að senda inná storyið hennar Sögu?

Siggi: Giskaðu.

Mamma Sigga: “Öskrar” Jamaican Cock Nigga

by JamaicanCockNigaa April 23, 2019

Fucking Cocksucking Cock!

What Peter said when he fell down the stairs the third time

Fuck! Fuck! Goddamn it! Fucking cocksucking cock!

by I eat swag for breakfast October 3, 2017

Leather Cock Bag

An expensive alternative to a latex condom which is commonly made out of lamb or lambskin. Men usually loathe having sex with them as it feels like their penis is wrapped in a leather bomber jacket.

"I just found out that my girlfriend is allergic to latex. I really hope that I can find wholesale Leather Cock Bags online. I think that I'm going to go broke at $5 a bang."

by LeatherCockBagsR'US August 17, 2013

Cock Eyed Bumble

An extremely unattractive Male/Female with an embarrassingly low wit and intellegence. Most Cock Eyed Bumbles are of a portly or round nature and have an abundance of body hair, with which, they do not regularly maintain. Cock Eyed Bumbles can sometimes be the result of inter-breeding, acute alcoholism, poor hygene, or simply being the product of what happens after injecting crack into one's anus.

Human 1: "That bloke was acting like a fully fledged dickhead last night!"

Human 2: "Yeah, he was a fuckin' Cock Eyed Bumble!...
Didn't you see him duck out the back and inject crack into his anus?"

by Zebrawolf55 March 13, 2011