Bagged Waffle

Maple syrup lubricated anal sex in a sleeping bag. Generally occurring in a deployed location with limited sources of required lubricant.

Hey bub, did you hear that desert queen in the other tent last night….? Heard he pulled off the bagged waffle with the maple syrup from the DFAC.

by Flyalpha86 May 24, 2021

Great northern sleeping bags

Testicles, sperm producers

how did it feel when my great northern sleeping bags slapped your neck?

by ihatelimpbizkit May 27, 2021

Gucci Bag

A plastic grocery bag.

"Moe said it's the closest I'll ever get to a Gucci Bag"

by MLE11 August 7, 2021

bag

when ur straight friend doesnt wanna use the actual slur

U FUKING BAG

by froggy 🐸 August 9, 2021

Scrabble Bagging

When a man penetrates a vagina with his nuts and only his nuts.

Hey would you mind if I scrabble bagged you later?
My girl asked me if I could scrabble bag her.
Last night I was so drunk I scrabble bagged a bitch.
I was scrabble bagging so hard I think I popped a nut.

by Scrabblebagger69 August 16, 2021

Bag of Chips it

When you are folding complex or large object like a tent or sleeping bag. You fold and roll it.

Just Bag of Chips it.

by LarryKing1 August 17, 2021

Colostomy bag

The same as calling (insulting )a straight male a douchebag they like pussy so (douchebag) ; You can't call (insult) a homosexual ,gay, transgender male a douchebag because he doesn't go for pussy, vagina, linage, twat, gushy, pink paradise, coochie. Gay men play with anal, booty, asshole, poop shoot, man's asshole. Therefore they are colostomy bags not douchebags in my opinion by definition

Did you see all those f****** colostomy bags in that new little Nas x video twerking in the shower naked that was super out of pocket, a damn shame hello colostomy bags, trifling!

by Indigo 💙 Blues August 20, 2021