Mom: "Lets have babies!"
Dad: "Okay, but we won't keep it right?"
Mom: "No lets just do it for the-"
Dad: "Okay! I'm in!"
Dad: "Okay, but we won't keep it right?"
Mom: "No lets just do it for the-"
Dad: "Okay! I'm in!"
by Anonymous (Unknown) June 7, 2018
Get the Babies mug.by Sacteachetti April 19, 2024
Get the Business babies mug.1. When women reaching the expiry age of 35 look at men and only see genes.
2. Eyes that lock onto walking sperm sacs.
3. The ability to see babies that don't exist, from future parallel universes.
(Each usually accompanied with severe baby fever.)
2. Eyes that lock onto walking sperm sacs.
3. The ability to see babies that don't exist, from future parallel universes.
(Each usually accompanied with severe baby fever.)
by DaTroot April 25, 2014
Get the baby vision mug.A baby has been put into a bucket to kill it, during the period of time when Chen Yun inforced a 1 child policy onto residents.
During this time, males were more valuable than females because men would carry the family name, so female children were often killed.
During this time, males were more valuable than females because men would carry the family name, so female children were often killed.
by Mr. Hunter's AP Class October 16, 2021
Get the Bucket Baby mug.Definition 1: when your girl gives birth to your baby but it's damn ugly, so you replace it with a baby that looks cute and not like a forty year old man.
Definition 2: when your girl gives birth but you're not in need of a baby so, you replace it with a baby of another race, blame your girl and dip.
Definition 2: when your girl gives birth but you're not in need of a baby so, you replace it with a baby of another race, blame your girl and dip.
DEF 1: Friend 1: "yo you've got a really cute baby, congrats!"
Friend 2: "ye thanks, it was nothing a little "Baby Replace Jutsu couldn't fix.""
Friend 1: "WHA-"
DEF 2: Friend1: " yo, where is your baby, I thought your girl gave birth?"
Friend 2: "ye, it's funny cos after a bit of "Baby Replace Jutsu" it turned out the baby wasn't even mine!"
Friend 1: "what does that mean?"
Friend 2: "ye thanks, it was nothing a little "Baby Replace Jutsu couldn't fix.""
Friend 1: "WHA-"
DEF 2: Friend1: " yo, where is your baby, I thought your girl gave birth?"
Friend 2: "ye, it's funny cos after a bit of "Baby Replace Jutsu" it turned out the baby wasn't even mine!"
Friend 1: "what does that mean?"
by naruto_dictionary February 22, 2021
Get the Baby Replace Jutsu mug.Term to describe whole honesty on a opinion or a statement.
If a lie, a random baby from Uganda DIES.
A downgraded term for ONG (on god)
If a lie, a random baby from Uganda DIES.
A downgraded term for ONG (on god)
by josephat a-u November 23, 2022
Get the ONB (On baby) mug.The most amazing mummy ever she is so kind and caring and just the best ever.i luv her so much and i know if im ever sad i can go to her and she will make me happy.
by peter:) April 1, 2021
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