Alabama-Oreo-Dance-Off

The Alabama-Oreo-Dance-Off is a special event where partners stuff a sleeve of limited edition Coke Oreos inside their anus. The partners line dance until the tingling sensation of the coke cream filling prevents them from dancing, and seeps out onto the dance floor.

We would have won the Alabama-oreo-dance-off, but Billy-Ray's cream got onto the floor, causing us to fall and release our cream.

by Salamski September 13, 2024

Fuck off

Used when pissed off at something or some one that is being a jackass

Fuck off you mother fucking bitch ass hoe

by Xoxo_broken_dreams July 6, 2019

Shifting me off

Another word for getting wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A cheese and hand sandwich.

A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night.

by Shiftingmeoff November 25, 2023

off party

2 or more people have a party for the last time before they all kill themselves.

(All names are made up.)

Lars: Hey! You ready for the off party tonight!? Don’t chicken out on me!

Kayla: I would never! I can’t wait to have a great night with everyone for the last time!

by AngelicBunny November 6, 2019

Cracking the bun off the cheese

When your having anal sex and you slip your dick through a slice of American cheese and continue to rupture her anus, hence the name, cracking the bun off the cheese.

An example for Cracking the bun off the cheese:
“Yeah Susan, Earl was taking me down to pound town and then he grabbed a slice of American cheese and stuck it in the wrong hole and he cracked the bun off the cheese.”

by Earl’s dick February 10, 2025

off the badge

A state of extreme excited stupidity.

I can't go out today, the kids are off the badge.

by Tuesday Darling July 10, 2018

worming off

masterbating

I know this douchebag is home. He's just not answering cuz he's in there worming off to interporn.

by Trebuche Sans February 26, 2011