National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day

On October 19th, if you are 5’6 3/4 then prepared to get came on! Preferably in the mouth. Gang bangs are allowed and recommended. So watch out!

National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day :
Friend: “It’s the 19th of October, open wide!”
Friend 2: “Please don’t do this..”
*fills mouth with sticky cum and creampies*

by Google Calendar October 18, 2021

National hug a girl day

Oct 18 is national hug a girl day, Hug a girl to make her happy and so she doesn’t feel lonely also so ur not a pussy :)

National hug a girl day

Guy: *hugs a girl*

Also guy: *not a pussy*

by Mimi lol October 18, 2021

National Sister Day

appreciate your sister and make her feel good and make her feel special

National Sister day is my favorite time of year

by Onice from State Farm October 20, 2021

National Short People Day

On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.

Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'

by nonrupt October 20, 2021

National booty/thigh pic day

Celebrated on October 21st, send a booty or thigh pic to whoever sent you this!

Yo shawty it's national booty/thigh pic day send me BOTH

by nickneedthis October 20, 2021

National throw Doom day

21th of October. When you can throw Doom around with no permission needed, even though he is 5'6"

National throw Doom day is the best day ever

by Goracio October 21, 2021

National kick slightly taller people in the shins day

October 22nd, the day for retribution against people between 5”5 and 5”10 who were just barely tall enough to escape National Throw Short People Day. You have not escaped yet.

Today is my favorite day, National kick slightly taller people in the shins day, as a person who is 6”2. I get to kick people who are shorter than me in the shins.

by The Moorinator October 21, 2021