Standley lake high school

you know i was never a stoner or an alcoholic, but then I came to this shit hole and now I do that shit for breakfast. The detail of the cocks drawn on the bathroom stall or swastikas drawn on the toilet or people having sex or kid deep throating for that heroin feeling nicotine buzz. tells me how much of a faggot to be here fuck most the staff here they clearly don't do didly dick. We got three shitty security guards who pocket kids vape. Two are literal midgets one looks wee man from jackass the other looks like the leprechaun. From the shitty leprechaun movies. Some say MS Sieler is hot or sum shit she may be, but her taste in music is literal horse shit. What else sucks in the school version of Detroit. How about fake ass mother fuckers selling vape or weed thinking they are all hot shit but fr this school make want to get fucked in the ass by a hot metal rod.

yo where did you get boof weed?

Oh my main plug at standley lake high school

by The sacred toad August 16, 2022

High School Musical Problem

A problem which is cause by being great at multiple things. Usually used to describe the troubles of a friend you don't feel bad for because their life is better than yours and they are great at everything.

Talented Person: I made the Musical and the Varsity Basketball team and I can't do both, but I am the star of both, what should I do?
Other Person: Well it sounds like you have a High School Musical Problem.

by Yearbookchick March 23, 2010

College Park High School

Definitely not as bad as The Woodlands High School or Oak Ridge High School, and better than its feeder middle school Knox Junior High....but still pretty bad.

"What school do you go to?" "Oh I go to College Park High School..."
Person In District: "Aww lucky, I go to Oak Ridge High School!"
Person Out of District: "Ew, that craphole..."

by totallychris May 23, 2019

Seneca Valley High School

A high school located in Germantown, Maryland. Known for being both dangerous and irrelevant in nearly all sports. Typically has gangs patrolling the hallways, a shooting/bombing threat every 1-2 weeks, and an overall atmosphere that fosters giving up on hopes and dreams. If attending this high school, I recommend a bulletproof vest as a good investment due to all the trigger-happy MS13 wannabes that want to be initiated so badly. It’s the only high school i’ve ever been to where bringing a mini-draco to school was seen as normal and was expected among some.

You graduated from Seneca Valley High School?

Yep.

Wow. Congratulations on beating the statistics.

by Joe frm da G August 26, 2023

droitwich spa high school

its the most depressing building youve ever seen, its a pile of dog crap they call a school

eww its droitwich spa high school

by if your reading this ur gay January 15, 2021

high-five to the low-two

A kick to the nuts. Refers to the five toes of the kicker's foot rising up to mash the two testicles of the recipient's ball-bag.

When my boss called me into the office to review my job performance, she said that if I'd spent more time working than reading Urban Dictionary, I'd still have a job on Monday. It was a real high-five to the low-two.

by TerribleDH March 20, 2011

Dublin scioto high school

It's not that bad lol it's just like a pretty regular school.

Dublin scioto high school is pretty okay I guess

by Bigschlongman69 October 6, 2020