Closet baby

A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.

His agent wants him to stay closeted so he bearded up and they popped out a closet baby.

by Mr freeze September 27, 2017

baby stacking

A style of art in which you stack as many babies on top of one another as possible.

Wow! Sharon is the best at 'baby stacking'!

by Doctor Gargoyle September 28, 2017

Baby food

Food that is unseasoned, bland tasting and mushy. Also, tasteless, bland, boring, uninspiring, unseasoned. baby, toddler, infant, food, tasteless, bland, boring, spicy, hot, exciting

I can’t take any more of this baby food. Let’s face it, my wife can’t cook.

by joecoolthefool October 8, 2017

Attic baby

Another name for a Jew child

You hear issac and Sara are having another. Attic baby

by Twandillinger October 12, 2017

Baby Syndrome

When someone loves something as a baby but neglects or hates it when it's grows up. Most common with people who get puppies or kittens.

"Yeah Jess got rid of the puppy once he got bigger, I guess she has baby syndrome."

by UnseriousCat October 12, 2017

baby pooch

a small outward rounding of the stomach area likened to baby fat

He received a lap dance from a chick with a baby pooch that rubbed on his face.

by ofpseudo October 16, 2017

baby

A person who is mute by choice. Called baby because everyone is still waiting for their first words.

Person 1: "Hey why doesn't he talk?"
Person 2: "That's just baby."

by dumbdefs October 27, 2017