douche bag deluxe

A person whose level of douchebaggery has reached new limits. Also known as toolboxes and assholes.

I met this kid Jerry Cozzi the other night at the bar. He was a douche bag deluxe.

by Jerry Cozzi December 23, 2009

Canadian Milk Bag

A Canadian Milk Bag is when you purée man gravy and diarrhea, suck it up with a mini turkey baster and drop a tad in your whiskey lovin’ friends finest bottle of bourbon. If they have a whiskey bar, dose up every single bottle. Not too much though, you don’t want them to notice. You must be able to repeat this task over and over again until they die. Why you ask? Because we all know that Canadians make the best whisky. This also works for tequila.

Tonight I’m going over my friend Mikes house. If he starts making my ears bleed about his fuckin’ whiskey collection, I’m gonna Canadian Milk Bag his whole bar. Hey, I never said I was a good friend.

by Capt. Carfentnyl November 6, 2023

Douche Bag

Donald J. Trump

Donald Trump is the personification of the term “Douche Bag”.

by LuckyGuyDefiner August 12, 2019

get in the bag nebby

It is a quote made by lillie in pokemon sun and moon.

Lillie: get in the bag nebby
Nebby: Pew

Lillie: ok listen up here you stupid bitch, if you wont go in the fucking bag right now il punch the stupid out of your fucking face. will you still be that happy then!? probally fucking not you fucking cosmic gay cloud.

by RobloxProSmokeWeedEveryday420x July 17, 2017

bagging

to get a lot of sexual partners; having a lot of people to communicate flirtatiously with

Person 1: See that guy over there with all the girls around him?

Person 2: Yea, he’s bagging.

by 007_australia December 12, 2018

Douche Bag

A teen/ early 20's male in the late 90's to early 2000's that , like a sheep in a flock, dyed his hair blonde and wore a visor and thought to himself I'm totally awesome.

You see that douche bag over there? He just spent 50 bucks on half of a hat.

by Rooster_82 June 3, 2014

Shit-bag

A person that is seemingly nice in the beginning of a relationship but ends up cheating, abusing (both physically and verbally), and showing complete degradation of one's significant other. Usually has intellectual capacity and most likely works a simple job requiring little responsibility possibly in the military. Someon who purposefully breaks multiple laws and expects to get away with them only to act shocked when caught. Shows great laziness in most cases and little drive to do better in life.

Hey that fire fighter is a shit-bag he gets off every other day but refuses to use that free time to better himself or work a second job.

by Iyadsyas September 29, 2015