dim wit

A person who comes second time to Urban Dictionary, the cesspool drowning people into progressive low life.

John decided that Urban Dictionary can make him a dim wit by submersing him in sewage.

by trymyeye May 7, 2018

Witness a murder

You watch someone get killed from a far.

Yooo , I witness a murder early this morning

by z12fruadin December 29, 2024

Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation

When you're about to be solo'ing an army and need strength

You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"

Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*

by Fluph February 23, 2025

Dummy dim wit syndicate

A person who doesnt kno wats going on

This cat andrew be on the dummy dim wit syndicate status when hes stoned.

by Ethik one November 17, 2003

ride wit it

When you found out that that triflin' man IS the father of yo child and you wanna let him kno' you expect a check in the mail in 20-30 business days post-appearance on Maury.

Ride wit it, Harry! Ride wit it!

by bowle'd April 5, 2017

Wit Kettle

Wit kettle?

Wit kettle? Wit kettle tho?

by ThatGuyThatBreathes June 11, 2019

Wit Bull

A person who locks their jaw on a small part of an argument and won't let go, no matter how much the truth is hitting them in the face.

He is denying the validity of scientists, because he met one and didn't like him. What a Wit Bull!

by Chefspam March 11, 2017