Poo of 1000 wipes

When you have finished said poo, but the ensuing wipe is endless. No matter how many wipes you wipe, the poo shall remain.

*exiting bathroom* "Sorry I took so long I had a poo of 1000 wipes."

by Maddroxstuff December 5, 2019

Marker Wiping

When your wiping after taking a shit and you keep on wiping and it’s never ending and keeps going.

He took an hour because he was marker wiping.

by Poopoopeepeepoopoo February 23, 2021

Wipe

Another term for did it telling someone to kill themselves. Like wiping a save slot in a video game, or wiping your character in Rogue Lineage (if you know that game)

Retard: Yes I like anime.
Intelligent one: Wipe yourself.

by YessyWessy November 12, 2021

Speed Wiping

Wiping your ass so fast so that you finish quickly.
Often makes your anus bleed or give it a rash.

Guy outside stall: "Dude, hurry up!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"

by TheDudeWhoMadeThis April 14, 2010

Ass Wipe

A pit bull person aka a taylor fidler

damn dude are you such a fucking ass wipe u little taylor

by Krlagen November 1, 2017

Ghost Wipe

The ability to force your manure out in such precious force squeezing your cheeks as your projectile moves so quick not leaving no trace of evidence

I took a ghost wipe since mom was in a rush

by PreciousToileter April 4, 2022

ass wipe

someone who is an actual asshole. who knows, maybe it’s you. asswipe.

god damn Brenda you are such an ass wipe.

by joe Biden’s asshole March 8, 2021