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willy jam

What happens when two or more funk guitarists end up unsupervised in a studio together.
While the drummer was passed out, Jimmy and Naylor went on a four-hour willy jam that was only interrupted when the singer came back and tied their heads together with gaffer tape.
by Joe January 13, 2004
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willy watching

Females looking at the male genetalia as revealed by the bulge in a sportsman's clothing
Cycle race...'He's got a big one there'....Oh you're willy watching again!
by no_name October 22, 2006
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Willy Walk

Willy Walking (Or to walk you willy), is the act of walking through a private, secluded environment with your penis hanging out, generally for some form of relief from society or a sense of freedom, or just general thrill of having your dick out.
"It's a little stuffy in here. I'm going for a Willy Walk"

"I took my willy for a walk in the woods last night. Both me and him felt very refreshed afterwards"
by YAMAMINATHONG!!11!! November 2, 2008
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willy wanging

The act of males trying to show they are better than others, by metaphorically getting their cocks out and seeing who has the biggest by "wanging" it out on the table. Bit like peacocks showing their feathers. Usually hyphenated as willy-wanging.
"Down the pub the other night the willy wanging that was going on over who had scored the most birds in their life was hilarious. All virgins I tell ya."
by atari001 May 16, 2016
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willy-wonky

Adjective used to describe a state of weirdness, disarray, or uncomfortable feeling.
Sam was all willy-wonky after he caught his wife sleeping with his brother.

Watching someone eat mayonnaise makes me feel willy-wonky.

It's willy-wonky that I'm paying taxes so other able bodied people can sit at home, smoke potweed, and watch reruns on a tv (that I pay for).
by Dyman Princess June 14, 2017
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jiggly willy

Right after ejaculating inside her unexpectedly and the girl goes down to keep playing with your no longer hard dick, you now have a jiggly willy.
Sarah - "Hey bob, I hope you arent done yet." (goes down to play, )

bob - nah, I think Ive got a jiggly willy."
by vajj26 July 6, 2008
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Put Willy on the phone!

When you want to talk to someone who knows what the fuck is going on here. Most often used when a frustrating situation arises, when dealing with an incredibly stupid person, or if you're just haveing a bad day in general.
(in the drive-thru)
Speaker: Place your order whenever you're ready.

Patron: Uh, I'll have a #5 with no onions and a Coke. Two double-cheeseburgers without pickles and a large french fry.

Speaker: Go ahead and order whenever you're ready, Ma'am.

Patron: Fuck! Put Willy on the phone!
by DuchessWise August 31, 2010
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