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Self-Sucker

One who loves thyself to the extent of which granted the opportunity, would complete oral sex with oneself.
1) Kanye West is a self-sucker, if given the opportunity, he would suck his own dick
2) Taylor Swift is not a self-sucker, she likely has no penis and is insecure and writes songs about everyone but herself.
3) The president of drama club has extreme self-sucker characteristics.
by President of JMV Mom Fan Club November 14, 2014
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self-deportation

A curiously Republican concept in which people in the U.S. will voluntarily leave the country. Originally coined in 1994 by Daniel D. Portado as a sarcastic protest to California Proposition 187 (anti-immigration proposition) and re-introduced by Mitt Romney in 2012 during a Republican Presidential debate but completely missing the sarcasm.
1) Romney said his Administration would not round up illegal immigrants and deport them but they would have to leave the country to apply for citizenship so they would leave by self-deportation, i.e. self-deport.

2) Republicans and conservatives keep telling us that if tax rates go up, the super-rich will self-deport to European socialist countries with lower tax rates.
by Hobbs_fan March 7, 2012
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Man-self

From a meme on deviantArt a man-self is the male version of a female.
Me: This is my man-self, Liam.
Liam: Sup?
Me: He is just like me, but a guy.
by JMcool13 September 19, 2009
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Self Cull

Gathering in groups despite clear warnings against doing so during a pandemic, such as attending church services in person.
Evangelicals are eager to self cull.
by N81Der April 7, 2020
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note to self

A verbal quip that typically precedes a statement the speaker might remember. Typically used humorously, often in a denigrating fashion.
Note to self, flog Bill with a loaf of bread for that pun.
by ke6isf July 9, 2004
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self-esheen

Possessing the Adonis DNA, tiger blood and warlock skills that would give one the most amazing winning self esteem ever.
I may weigh 400lbs., but with my new found self-esheen, I am going to rock a speedo at the beach!
by Doodoopie March 19, 2011
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Self-empowerment

A cultural value indicative of 21st Century societies, especially amongst First World societies.

Self-empowerment promotes the individual's pleasures and comforts as the ultimate goal to life or 'key' to happiness, encouraging behavior that satisfies one's ego and bodily pleasures.

Ironically, in the long-term, this mentality is counterintuitive, as it creates a society of narcissism, self-indulgence and self-glorification.
Emily: "Why do you keep posting pics of yourself topless?"
James: "Self-empowerment"
by just like honey June 5, 2021
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