by JMcool13 September 18, 2009
A crappy excuse to tell your boss that you would rather stay at home watching porn and eating that pasta you’ve been stockpiling
Employee: Sorry, I don’t think I can come to work today, I need to self-isolate
Boss: (sarcastically) Right
Boss: (sarcastically) Right
by massivetraps25 March 19, 2020
Doing your makeup and eating pizza rolls
by robojay500 June 23, 2021
A curiously Republican concept in which people in the U.S. will voluntarily leave the country. Originally coined in 1994 by Daniel D. Portado as a sarcastic protest to California Proposition 187 (anti-immigration proposition) and re-introduced by Mitt Romney in 2012 during a Republican Presidential debate but completely missing the sarcasm.
1) Romney said his Administration would not round up illegal immigrants and deport them but they would have to leave the country to apply for citizenship so they would leave by self-deportation, i.e. self-deport.
2) Republicans and conservatives keep telling us that if tax rates go up, the super-rich will self-deport to European socialist countries with lower tax rates.
2) Republicans and conservatives keep telling us that if tax rates go up, the super-rich will self-deport to European socialist countries with lower tax rates.
by Hobbs_fan February 03, 2012
A verbal quip that typically precedes a statement the speaker might remember. Typically used humorously, often in a denigrating fashion.
by ke6isf July 09, 2004
Gathering in groups despite clear warnings against doing so during a pandemic, such as attending church services in person.
by N81Der April 07, 2020
Possessing the Adonis DNA, tiger blood and warlock skills that would give one the most amazing winning self esteem ever.
by Doodoopie March 04, 2011