Shit Weasel

A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel

"That shit looks like a shit weasel."

by DonDsnger December 9, 2016

Weasel

taking out ur teeth and giving someone a gum job.

Weasel hooked me up last night

by ruedog October 16, 2007

slot weasel

Like a lot lizard but at the casino.

She was really roaming between the guys at the slot machine looking who had the most money. They would be the next victim of the slot weasel.

by racheal18 October 13, 2021

Bumble Weasel

When you hit a cross map on Raid in Call of duty

I just hit a bumble weasel

by Callum Strang January 1, 2021

Pussy weasel

A person so driven by pussy meaning all of their daily thoughts are about pussy, the next time they’ll get pussy, or who they’ll screw over to get more pussy. In summary, a person who will betray the homies to get a crumb of pussy from a girl. Someone who “weasels” their way into pussy.

Yo Matt is such a pussy weasel, he told Abby the secret I told all you guys so he could try to get with her

by Pee-air-oh December 27, 2023

Pop Goes the Weasel

When a girl sticks her tongue into the opening a an uncircumcised males penis and swirls her tongue around until he becomes erect.

My girl was playing pop goes the weasel with me the other night before we had sex.

by dhfatty June 18, 2024

Movie Weasel

A guy who asks his date what she thought of the movie they just saw, then emphatically agrees with her assessment (while thinking the exact opposite) in hopes of getting some booty.

Todd: I took Lisa to see Ghostbusters 2016 last night.
Me: Oh god, that movie sucked! I walked out about halfway through
Todd: Yeah me too, but Lisa loved it. I lied and said I did too. She was so pumped that she invited up and we banged all night.
Me: You are such a movie weasel.
Todd: Guilty as charged, dude.

by OneStarGator July 27, 2017