Scrotum weasel 

A weasel that hides in the scrotum of a man

Women the heck is on yo sac

Man weasel

Second women scrotum weasel?

Scrotum weasel by Two ton scrotum July 25, 2011

German Weasel Flu 

a viral like flu with a sore neck, sore arm's n legs, severe headache's, chronic projectile vomiting, and severe anal leakage, this illness is only experienced by hypochondriacs.

German weasel flu

German Weasel Flu by Tobdogg October 18, 2011

Jelly Weasel

A mixture of cum and blood - the result of cumming inside a woman who is menstruating.

Man my ho is on the rag but I don't care bro gotta get dat jelly weasel.

Jelly Weasel by skeeterpoo January 8, 2012

Lady Weasel

A lady's weasel (vagina)

'Her lady weasel's out again.'

Lady Weasel by ladyweasel July 21, 2013

ass weasel - alien

A carnivorous alien from the movie dream catcher that develops in the body and comes out of the anus and eats the host and searches for prey

Butt weasel butt worm ass worm "ass weasel - alien"

ass weasel - alien by T95 February 5, 2014

Shank weasel 

Well, a shank weasel tends to be the thang that dangles between your two lower appendages. It also tends to rise with the blood pressure when a juicy badonkadonk come rollin' by. Then you have to use said shank weasel.

Madam, do you mind if I bury my shank weasel in your hidey-hole?

Shank weasel by Rager October 21, 2015

grime weasel 

a person who has the characteristics of a weasel but his perception of life has compelled him into the grimier side of life. His focus is predominantly involved in deep conversations creating his own peculiar perception of reality that we call life.

i knew that joe was a proper lad, but after spending time with him on his profound level, in intermit conversation, i realised he was a real grime weasel

grime weasel by deanman420 August 13, 2016