dish water

A yorkshire term for a shit beer, usually used to describe a pint of Carling or Castlemaine as these are shit lagers in my opinion. when used down in London by a northerner they may say "Thames Water"

"You coming for a brewski??" "ok but i can only afford dish water"
"I hate my new Job in London, im going for a pint of that dish water that these southerners call a decent brew"

by T to tha OG May 21, 2006

glass of water

usually a tall, slender, sexually attractive female...appealing to some males...if not all males. she'll quench your thirst, alright.

"she's a tall glass of water over there...that's a hot one right there..."

by edibs January 16, 2004

rice water

when you are so bad that not even dog water could describe your horrid gameplay

tm8 1: Wow, bro, you fucking threw the game
tm8 2: you're fucking rice water kid *kicks from party*

by В January 8, 2021

bum water

Diarrhea.
Enough Said.

Oh man, I had some serious Bum Water last night!

by silentotto July 14, 2008

water bra

n. An undergarment that is more for deception, than for support. A creation of Victoria's Secret.
>>Warning<< --Objects in water bra may be smaller than they appear.--

Once we were naked, I saw that I had been tricked by the water bra.

by bruno December 10, 2003

jewish water

ordering a "water" at a fast food restaurant, only to fill it up with some other beverage of your choosing when no employees are looking. comes from the stereotype that jews are cheap, and would therefore partake in this activity.

mike: i'm hella thirsty, let's hit up captain d's man

tyrone: ok, shit, i only have a dollar, but i'm really thirsty too

mike: it's cool dude, let's just get jewish waters and then we'll have enough money to get food too!

by mike hunt96 December 25, 2009

Mud Water

Baileys on the rocks! (yeah as simple as that)

Kevin Hart: Yo wtf is a mud water?
Antonio Brown: A couple of Baileys on the rocks!
Kevin Hart: Lol mf call it mud water, goddamn!

by boochslaya February 21, 2020