Chocolate covered Vegan

When your in the Rofo at 7am and the pacing crackhead next to you is drinking a XL Slurpee thinks you’re taking to long and calls you a “ Chocolate covered Vegan” I can only assume its a crackheads version of a “Karen”

“ Hey your not wearing a mask , ( as they pace back and forth all up in your personal bubble) your a chocolate covered vegan!

by Libdill August 26, 2021

vegan zaza soy pie

Vegan zaza soy pie is a dumb phrase that has been a meme on both instagram and twitter, and no one knows what it means or at least won’t describe it.

Note: Zaza means weed, so it may be referencing an edible

Examples:

“The lonely vegan bakes soy zaza pie at night” @PunkRevNow via twitter

“Elizabeth ate the vegan zaza soy pie and fucking died” @hamburglar45 via twitter

by yellowaurabee September 14, 2022

Vegan

Whatever you think a vegan is, you're right.

Vegans are like marmite. You either love em or you hate em. No inbetween. And chances are if you love em, you are one

by Bigtabz March 26, 2023

wisconsin vegan

Exactly the same thing as a normal vegan with the complete exception of dairy.

Why are you eating pizza? I thought you were vegan.

I am a vegan. I’m a Wisconsin vegan though.

by anonymous October 7, 2023

That Vegan Teacher

She is a vegan karen teacher. She forces every YouTuber on the planet to be vegan. She attacked Cocomelon for not being vegan. Her logic is dumber than Cailou. She is killing her dog for feeding her "vegan" foods. She harasses everyone.

Girl: I have a phobia..

Boy: What is it?

Girl: thatveganteacherphobia...

Boy: me too...

Girl: That vegan teacher is..horrifying

by iiSimplyBrxwnie November 21, 2021

Vegan Tit for tat

Whilst tossing a vegan males salad he tittyfucks his female partner.

Me and Tolliver did a sick ass vegan tit for tat on the autumnal equinox!

by reverenddogman January 13, 2021

Road Vegan

Anyone, particularly avid cyclists, who advocates strongly and publicly for traffic calming, road diets, congestion zones or other means to discourage the free use of private motor vehicles.

Tim biked to the community meeting to push for lowering speed limits and adding more bike lanes: typical Road Vegan behavior.

by sensei10 July 22, 2021