Ultimate shady fade

To tell your boss on a job that you have a medical emergency and you have to leave for the day,But really quit the job and take another job without giving notice or letting anyone know that you’re not coming back.

Jack was sick of Not being appreciated and treated like shit by the contractor he was working for, so he did the “ultimate shady fade” and drug-up to a better job.

by JACK CHAIN November 14, 2023

ultimate job

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob hand job assjob and footjob.

I came so hard last night. Watched a video of a nigga having an ultimate job.

by the sexual definition guy August 11, 2017

Shaz’s ultimate distraction

It’s ya boi, Michael

Henry - “Shaz, we should go work in Charteris Bay for a distraction-free day”
Michael - “Can I come?”
Shannon - “No, if you look up Shaz’s ultimate distraction, Michael is the definition!”
Michael - “Gutted”

by Franksizzle October 17, 2019

Ultimately happy

Joy found with in that nobody can take.

I am ultimately happy without drama.

by ONLY TRUTH TELLER August 9, 2025

Ultimate Idiot Chat

A place where stupid people gather to share their useless insights on very random things. This server is owned by a childish boy who likes to repeatedly recycle his insults. Given the amount of admins and mods on this server, we might as well give everyone perms.

Jonathan: What are you going to do after school???
Dale: I am going to talk on the Ultimate Idiot Chat

Jonathan: Sounds like you really belong in there...

by EloN MUsK 263 March 22, 2021

ultimate list

A list of people you want to have sexual intercourse with

He’s on my ultimate list

by johnisanabsolutedon April 11, 2020

Ultimate 11

Crack that is at a satge of 10, but has then excceded to the level that is "ultimate 11"

Fro-shitcrack,
Your crack is ultimate 11,
"I like to run, and want to get massive" - ultimate 11

by Steven Greeny September 27, 2009