jive turkey

Detagatory word for a jerk, asshole, douchebag,a know it all but really they don't know shit.yhat person in your group of friends that no one likes to hang out with. A fuckin loser just the worst.

Douchebag. Jsckass asshole. Jerk.
Know it all but not really.

Look at this jive turkey on the corner playing his guitar like hes hosting a live concert.

by shavov5 December 28, 2013

Turkey Day

The last thursday of November, in which celebration takes place in honor of the pilgrims who befriended the natives and slaughtered them when the had the chance, usually involves a lot of eating and for vegetarians they get to eat tofurkey!

"God damn!"
"what?"
"its turkey day. so i gotta cook all this food."

by that guy November 26, 2003

turkey club

when you spread ur butt cheeks and close them on some1's nose and then fart causing their nose to rattle

john loves them turkey clubs he often tells me its the peak of his day

by lee November 16, 2004

Turkey ball

(to turkey ball, verb):
To glare or stare at a person or group of people with rebuke, disdain, or disapproval.

Did you see that guy turkey balling me?

by thebmarinara August 22, 2012

Turkey dick

A person, male or female, who pisses you off or is acting like a prick.

Those fuckin’ turkey dicks are texting and swerving all over the road!

by Juan_Carlito September 2, 2021

rooster turkey

Acceptable terminology in a public setting to use to refer to someone as a "cock gobbler" or "cock sucker".

Father: Son, how's the new job?

Son: It's OK, but my boss is a rooster turkey.

by monkeytumble April 10, 2008

Cold Turkey

The act of swearing off any and all advances towards your love obsession; no google, no social media stalking, no wondering, no waiting. Getting on with life, refusing to have any downtime dedicated to a previous vice.

Susan: Do you still obsess over that italian guy?
Maria: No, I went Cold Turkey on him.

by whatwouldVINCEdo? September 9, 2014