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One-hand tuck

Similar to the penis tuck. The swift tuck you do with your left (or non-dominant hand, leaving dominant hand to shake hands) when you're in public, standing up and have a visible erection.

Typically, thumb (under clothes) at the base of the erect penis and fingers at the head of the penis (over clothes). Then, push wrist down and fingers up. This results in the penis being tucked under the elastic strap of briefs or any such equivalent.

When done in one swift movement (that takes years to master) it appears that you are simply adjusting your pants/getting comfortable/scratching. This can be embarrassing but is better than the visibly erect alternative.
Co-worker: "Have you seen the bosses new secretary? She's fucking hot."

Me: "Yeah. When bossman went to introduce us I got so hard I had to perform the one-hand tuck."
by OstracizedElite May 23, 2015
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crawdad tuck

When it's cold out side, the male must tuck his penis around and behind his scrotum to keep it warm, like how a crawdad hides under a rock to be safe.When it's cold out side, the male must tuck his penis around and behind his scrotum to keep it warm, like how a crawdad hides under a rock to be safe.
Guy A : "Man, I can't believe how cold out is today!"
Guy B : "Oh I know bro. I had to crawdad tuck it."
Guy C : "All day, you gotta hide that cock under the rock."
by LTTyphoon January 4, 2015
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Nut Tuck Swig

When you take a shot of alcohol then get kicked in the go-nads (nuts). A.K.A. A Texas Hold ‘Em
My brother hit me with the nut tuck swig when I went for my chaser
by anonymous March 8, 2024
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Justin Tuck it

To accomplish an objective following a skillful charge.
Amar'e Stoudemire Justin-Tucked it to the hoop and slam-dunk over Michael Beasley.

Defensive ends must learn to Justin Tuck it when they face the Cowboys: they must learn to bowl over the offensive line, force Tony Romo to the turf, and cause him to cry and complain to the refs that the defense was "mean" to him.
by Ereck Flowers December 20, 2010
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tuck

Archaic British slang for grub, food, snacks. Packeted food taken along, usually to boarding school for in-between meal time snacking. Usual suspects include picnic or camping foods like biscuits, wafers, crisps, chocolate, sweets, preserves, tinned meats and tinned cakes.
I didn't quite enjoy dinner so it's a good thing I had a bit of spare tuck to tide me over till breakfast.
by joosmaster October 26, 2015
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Friar Tuck

When a stumpy cock can only just protrude past the pubes, giving the appearance of a monk’s shaved head.
He was hesitant to pull down his trousers, and once I saw the friar tuck he was hiding underneath, she could understand why.
by Charyk August 28, 2023
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bum tucked

This term refers to when Bums, or homeless people, hide the money they have begged that day up their asses so the other Bums won’t steal it when they are passed out drunk.
“I Bum Tucked eight dollars up my ass so Randy wouldn’t steal it from me”
by Xilocanth June 4, 2019
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