Smurf-Pegging

A sex act in which a short woman dies herself blue and proceeds to peg her husband with a mushroom or mushroom-shaped prop.

"John, why is your wife blue?"
"Oh, yeah. We did some smurf-pegging last night."

by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023

Smurf Dick

Slang for multi-wire bundles used in residential structured wiring, typically consisting of two RG6 coax cables and two CAT5e Ethernet cables. They're usually blue and a little over half an inch in diameter, hence the name.

Hey Jim, where's that spool of smurf dick? Some dumbass forgot to pull the drop behind the TV in the master bathroom.

by Truckingeek October 19, 2018

Smurf rage

A term used in regards to negative feelings about the Smurf race.

I'm not racist or anything but I've got smurf rage.

by GargamelGaming420 July 20, 2024

smurf rim job

When you take a dump large enough and with velocity in a porta potty that the blue water splashes up and gived your leather cheerio a kiss.

Oh man, I had to poop so fast that I received a smurf rim job in that porta potty

by SvenMacdirmada April 21, 2022

Smurf

Any woman or man who dyes their pubes the same color as their hair

"Bro I fucked a smurf last night!" "The fuck?" "Bro her pubes were the same color as her hair, Blue!!!"

by ButtlickingCunthole June 24, 2019

smurfed

when a smurf absolutely demolishes you

I hate going on ladder matches because even though you get matched with people "your rank", most likely you're going to get smurfed.

by pussack August 14, 2018

Papa Smurf

The father of many gassed Jews during WW2

Papa smurf got gassed

by Genderfluid Beyblade April 19, 2017