A morbidly obese fat cow who has an aversion to any form of even mildly healthy food. Completely bereft of any physical beauty, this species of water buffalo can often be found feeding at KFC, the WalMart cafeteria and other such establishments. See swamp donkey, muck mule.
by Sffil June 2, 2008
Get the Salad Swervermug. A salad girl is a girl or group of girls with a fake/superficial valley girl style talking that have lots of arrogance and no intelligence brought to a conversation. Conceded airhead.
A bitchy valley girl that talks about eating salads to show off being healthy. When she says the word "salad" it sounds like "sall-ad" with her mouth left open and slack jaw, followed by a bitch face.
A bitchy valley girl that talks about eating salads to show off being healthy. When she says the word "salad" it sounds like "sall-ad" with her mouth left open and slack jaw, followed by a bitch face.
"Ew are you really going to eat that?! Oh my gawd, I totally need to get a salad for lunch." -salad girl
by GOOSE-VF1 August 8, 2016
Get the Salad girlmug. The act of ejaculating on your partners face, followed by the immediate and subsequent need to shit in your own hand, rubbing the two substances together on your significant other's nose.
Be sure to use concise clockwise movements to ensure the salad is mixed in well.
Be sure to use concise clockwise movements to ensure the salad is mixed in well.
Get ready, i'm about to give you an African Salad.
You should've seen the look on her face when I tossed up an African Salad for her.
I actually heard that if you rub in the African Salad well enough, it works as a really great moisturiser.
You should've seen the look on her face when I tossed up an African Salad for her.
I actually heard that if you rub in the African Salad well enough, it works as a really great moisturiser.
by SydneySinner69 January 2, 2021
Get the African Saladmug. by david haywood August 1, 2003
Get the toss the saladmug. A grotesquely hairy vagina.
by milfhunter37 April 3, 2003
Get the Gorilla saladmug. by Marty B63 January 20, 2009
Get the Ass Saladmug. A term used to describe a mardy bitch who presides over the salad bar of any given accomodation refectory provided for first year university students.
by Dan Man December 3, 2005
Get the salad queenmug.